please exist soon: wake n’ bacon

though it’s been in my consciousness for a number of years now, it now seems more important than ever — what with the economy tanking, worldwide food shortages, and gary busey — to ask one important question to the millionaire risk-takers of the world: throw some money behind wake n’ bacon and get this fucker made. we’ve skirted by on the brink of annihilation for far too long as a civilization without our bacon being prepared already when we wake up. let’s right this wrong. and then darfur.

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