this creepy-yet-informative video clip about the dangers of sexual predators comes courtesy of the awesome fast hugs, and guarantees to ease your mind if these questions are at the top of it:
- who cares more about sexual abuse: fonzie, henry wrinkler, john ritter, or a nameless black woman who screams?
- if we don’t enjoy ourselves, are our knees at risk?
- does a vulva show when a woman is naked?
- is the anus useful and do we all have one, despite what we’ve heard?
- is anyone supposed to touch your private parts?
- did pedophilia exist in bedrock?
- can a talking plush snake blackmail you into secrecy about your sexual abuse?
- hey, remember those bright, magnetic letters that you could stick on your fridge to spell things? wouldn’t they make great video graphics?
- is self-respect cool? am i?