(sic): a closer look at random myspace profiles, vol 2

a new series wherein myspace pages are viewed, evaluated, copied, pasted, and jovially mocked.

Name: Richie Vomit
Age: 31
Location: Sioux City, Iowa
Quote: “Have Axe, Will Travel”
Children: Proud parent.
Date viewed: 2/20/07

Heroes: Ed Wood Jr., Herschell Gordon Lewis, T.V. Mikels, George Romero, Tobe Hooper, Tom Savini, Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Gunnar Hansen, Bruce Campbell, Kane Hodder, Lloyd Kaufman, Kevin Smith, Rob Zombie, Tony Todd, Christopher Lee, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Quentin Tarintino, Robert Rodriquez, Sylvester Stallone(it’s true so fuck off!) Roger Corman, Mike Ness, Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, Mike Ness, Chuck Berry, Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins

Animated gif/jpeg tally: <25
Song playing: “No More Hot Dogs,” Hasil Adkins

Homepage Pimposity: 1/5. The tame horror-themed pics of blood-lipsticked, machete-wielding babes are balanced by a background of…I’m sorry, is that hay?

[Pictured: Roxy Machette]

Most recent blog posts:

Is it worth the wait?

Blood and Lipstick…..


Friday was pumpkin carving day

Danny Trejo is the MAN!

Something you might not know about Vomit Films:
They put “the HORROR in HORRIBLE.” Which is quite a feat.

Random internet test result:
What horror icon are you?

Jason Vorhees
You are Jason Vorhees. You’re the Crystal Lake killer. You live a very simple life, you respect your elders, enjoy collecting and voyeurism and are content to act on your overwhelming conscience and disillusionment. Don’t be afraid to think for yourself. Beware of codependence. You’re stubborn, but your drive and stamina always pay off. Survival is what you’re known for. You have tremendous ingenuity, enjoy nature and solitude, you are lucky to be exactly where you need to be when you need to be there and despite a certain shyness–and a speech impediment that borders on inarticulate–you are the beginning and end to every party.

Friend count: 302
Total comments: 57

Most positive comment:
From Lexi, Sep 28 2006 3:54P

that picture is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha! That made my day!!!


Most negative comment:
from Frankie, Feb 2 2007 9:12P

what a butt face

Most enigmatic comment:
from Genesis, Oct 3 2006 12:26P

They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed!

Overall increase in misanthropy:
13% — it’s admirable that he’s so steadfast in his Stallone love, but any aspiring film maker who lists Kevin Smith as a hero has some inner conflicts worth investigating. Also…is that fucking hay?


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